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魔兽一周囧闻:Make Love,无限感伤
2008-10-18 10:56:50
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Make Love,Not Warcraft,会员:会长啊,CWOW开TBC了,我们要回去了--会长:回去吧,明年的今天你还会回来的,以上精彩内容尽在本周魔兽一周囧闻
五:骑士血泪史结束
3.0更新后,惩骑成神,暴雪论坛,其他职业为骑士做诗:
My son, the day you were born the very WoW Community whispered the name "lolret"...
My child, I watched with shame as you grew into a weapon of uselessness....
Remember, our line has always ruled as healbot and buffbot....
And I know you will show NO restraint when exercising your *new* great power!
But the truest victory my son,
is stirring the e-rage of former FotM.
I tell you this, for when TBC has come to an end, you shall be KING
我的儿子,你出生的那天,那些个WOW玩家们低声窃语着"搞笑的惩戒"
我的孩子,我满怀羞愧的看着你长大成为一个无用的东西
记住,我们的工作总是奶瓶和buff机器
但我知道你会激动的运用你新的力量
但是孩子,真正的胜利是:
让那些老"英雄"们忍不住(对你)开喷
我告诉你,当TBC迎来结束的时候,你会成为王者!



